The shirt does not say hello. It says GREETINGS, arched in blue-purple dimensional letters above an orange tabby, and then […]
The ‘Let’s Root For Each Other’ Shirt: A Pun That Argues With Its Own Diagram
The shirt reads, in full, LET’S ROOT FOR EACH OTHER AND WATCH EACH OTHER GROW. The words wrap around four […]
The Cat Daddy Shirt: A Two-Letter Frame That Makes the Cat the Subject
The shirt does not say Cat Daddy in a straight line. The native garment preview shows a C and a […]
The ‘Got Too Silly’ Shirt: A Mugshot That Argues With Its Own Caption
The shirt reads GOT TOO SILLY in plain capital letters. Beneath the words, a white goose-like bird stands in an […]
The ‘Not Friendly Do Not Touch’ Shirt: A Warning Sign That Only Works Because Someone Reads It
The shirt reads NOT FRIENDLY DO NOT TOUCH in warning-sign lettering. Above or beside the words sits a yellow caution […]
The Book Club Pipeline: Turning One Club Visit Into a Stop Format That Rebooks Itself
The visit that ends when the call ends Most solo authors treat a book club visit as a performance: show […]
The Tweedle Dee Shirt: A Joke That Only Works When Someone Stands to Your Left
The shirt reads TWEEDLE DEE across the chest, then I’M WITH DUM beneath it, with a left-pointing arrow set into […]
The Meh Shirt: A Period That Refuses to Perform
The shirt shows four letters and a period. Lowercase, centered, very small on a dark ground. meh. No animal. No […]
The Composition Notebook Shirt: A Costume That Works Because It Stops at the Label
The shirt is a rectangle of black-and-white speckle, a dark binding strip down the left edge, and a white ruled […]
The ‘I Had Potential’ Shirt: A Physics Diagram That Argues With Its Own Caption
The shirt reads I HAD POTENTIAL in white capitals. Beneath the words, a white curved ramp descends from an upper-left […]
The Tweedle Dum Shirt: A Joke That Only Works When Someone Stands to Your Right
The shirt reads TWEEDLE DUM across the chest, and beneath it, smaller: I’M WITH DEE, followed by a right-pointing arrow. […]
The Library Stop: Pitching Virtual Library Programs With No Publicist and No Budget
The Library Stop: Pitching Virtual Library Programs With No Publicist and No Budget You open a library’s author page, read […]